what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
im so emotional over bucky barnes dont touch me
fuck you what about the fact that he has a bionic arm with the capability to crush steve’s throat but instead he hits him because no matter how angry or confused bucky is, some part will always recognize steve and think “keep him alive keep him alive” fuck you fuck this i need a fucking drink
can you not
Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms
what THE FUCK
I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a